Paris terror diary

Those of us living in Mumbai aren’t shocked by the attacks in Paris, we can only feel a sense of déjà vu. The 26/11 template was always going to be reproduced, it was a huge success for terrorists, it was only about where and when. Sadly for Parisians, they became the city of choice. And it will happen all over again. It’s so easy to do; arm a bunch of brainwashed, loser youngsters with automatic weapons, select targets, and they are ready to roll. A 9/11 is so much more difficult to plan and execute.

Some people used social media to express anger over Paris being given too much attention, when no one cares about regular terror attacks in Lebanon, Syria, Yemen and other strife-torn places. Of course, they have a point. However, it’s not that we don’t care about these places, but there will be strife in strife-torn places, and so one gets numbed to the hard reality. Sad, but true. Also, such savagery in Paris rankles more because that city is the symbol of love, art, culture, wine and joie de vivre. It’s a place you associate with happiness, not misery.

Our PM likes to collect air miles, he likes to hangout with global leaders. I am not sure what really comes of these expensive jaunts, maybe we do benefit in some way, though we still have to discover what that is. But one hopes Modi is carefully observing the French government’s reaction to terror. They quickly mobilized support from other powerful nations, commenced air strikes on ISIS targets almost immediately, combed their homeland hard and tracked down/neutralized a bunch of terrorists within a few days. And have declared they will be harsher on refugees desiring to enter their country (democracy and humanitarianism be damned). Will this stop future terror attacks? Certainly not. But some quick hard measures do provide balm to injured souls. After 26/11, all we received was a barrage of insensitive, crappy remarks from our netas. Like, ‘bade bade shahron mein chhoti chhoti batein…’. And of course, Pakistan continued with life like nothing happened. The PM should watch France’s reaction from inside his living room, and pick up a few tips. Better than wasting air fuel to entertain NRIs at glitzy events.  

I also hope our policemen observed how quickly the venue of the showdown with terrorists was sanitized. Citizens and media personnel were parked a huge distance away. I still recall television journalists reporting directly from below the Taj Hotel in Mumbai, proudly holding up shattered pieces of glass, even though the operation hadn’t ended. This mistake has been repeatedly made during terror attacks, in fact I was allowed to enter the Gateway of India complex minutes after a bomb blast. We have to master the process of sanitization, no option in this matter.

On Syria, the new fountainhead of terror. That nation has spiralled out of control in the last four years, with various factions fighting each other, and as usual, the US and Russia have been waging a proxy war in troubled waters, rather than fighting with one objective. And this division has given the ISIS arms, legs and teeth. And bullets. Now is the time to act as one team against this new menace. The more the nations are divided, stronger is the threat.

Lastly, on France. They have to find a way to stop making Muslims feel like second class citizens. The goras need to find ways to welcome them into their lives, their culture and their financial success. An unhappy community creates disgruntled elements, and then there is a price to pay. On this aspect, the western nations can learn from India. Minorities do face odd acts of discrimination out here, but by and large they are considered equal citizens in every single way, they are fully integrated. Nations like France and the UK must get there quickly, for their own good. 

The pledge no one remembers

With all the noise about intolerance and worry about polarization, I am reminded of the pledge we used to take in school. In fact, if I remember correctly, it used to be carried in every single text book, though I wonder if that still happens, given the general crudity, insensitivity and intolerance we see all around us, even amongst the kids.

‘India is my country and all Indians are my brothers and sisters. I love my country and I am proud of its rich and varied heritage. I shall always strive to be worthy of it. I shall give respect to my parents, teachers and elders and treat everyone with courtesy. To my country and my people, I pledge my devotion. In their well being and prosperity alone, lies my happiness.’

It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to state that these few lines embody the so-called spirit of India, the basis on which this nation was born. Obviously no one took it seriously at school, and it was therefore quickly forgotten as we grew up. I believe the most telling words are ‘I am proud of its rich and varied heritage’. Right from childhood we were told to respect and celebrate India’s diversity, but we have gone on to fight it, to demolish it, to screw it.

The need of the hour is to ‘mainstream’ this pledge. It should be pasted on notice boards and websites of schools, colleges and offices. Every single parliamentary session must begin with this pledge, so should every cinema film. It should be played on television periodically. AR Rahman should be commissioned to convert it into an anthem. Would be a good start to stop the decay and rot that has set into India.

Thought for Diwali

As I write this, pre-Diwali crackers have begun to go off. And this message pops up on WhatsApp. Good one. So much better than blowing up money in smoke, so much better to bring a smile to someone less privileged. And yes, do not ask for the person’s religion, cast, etc, just handover the goodies. Happy Diwali! 

Esther’s recklessness

Of course, her assaulter deserves to get the harshest punishment, that is a fricking no-brainer. The fact that it will take some more years to get Esther Anuyha justice is what rankles the most. But that’s the way justice is doled out in this country, so we have to live with it. (For those not familiar with the crime story, here’s a link: Click here.

And today I am going to say something similar to what I had said in a column way back in the year 2007, a column for which I was roundly dissed by feminists. (This was in reference to the rape and murder of a Pune techie.) Although the headline I had used at the time was provocative (and I later apologized for it), the essence of my piece I still stand by: Indian men, in general, cannot be trusted, and therefore women travelling alone have to be always on their guard, whether they like it or not. Sure, we need to reform our men, but that could take centuries, even more. In the meantime, women have to take some amount of responsibility for their own safety.

In Esther’s case, it wasn’t wrong to accept a ride if a cool bargain was on offer. Most of us would take it, in any case cabbies and autorick drivers at Kurla station are notorious for thuggery. But when she discovered, outside the station, that the chap had no cab, only a bike ride on offer, under no circumstances should she have accepted the offer. Instead, the young woman  should have screamed out aloud to attract attention, given that the creep was refusing to return her luggage. By choosing to go ahead with the ride, Esther behaved in a reckless manner. As an educated, independent working woman, she ought to have exercised better judgment. Surely she would have read about the Pune techie murder (and the one in Bangalore before that).

 

Once again, yes, the criminal needs to pay, and no, I am NOT blaming the poor victim. But it is equally true that a life could have been saved if the victim had played safe. We don’t live in Utopia, dear feminists. We live in India, a nation packed with frustrated perverts.

Chhota Don

Okay, so the dreaded chhota bhai has been arrested, but I find it funny that certain people believe this will lead to the capture of bada bhai. If chhota had the skills, ideas and the network required to nail bada, he would have done so a long time ago, their enmity is the stuff of legends.    

Rather, it is to save himself from bada bhai that the ageing mafia leader seems to have decided to check into a prison. There’s also the issue of his failing health. In short, the man, when he is deported to India, would serve the nation little purpose. And will become yet another burden on the taxpayer. Best to let him chill in Bali.

Diwali nuisance

Sadly, the SC has allowed the junta to continue to blast bombs on Diwali. Here was an opportunity to kill the noise once and for all, but the esteemed court blew it. I really think the court should have put a stop to sound, while allowing the lights to go on. In this manner people still get to follow ‘tradition’, but without giving heart attacks to fellow citizens. There are various ways to measure the level at which a nation finds itself on the evolutionary scale. Festival celebrations is one such in the Indian context. The fact that we want to continue to blast the peace of the elderly, the ailing, the babies and the pets, tells us we haven’t evolved one bit in all these years.    

Award wapsi

So many creative people are busy returning their awards. I wish to do it too, but there’s a tiny hitch. I had won the columnist of the year award in 2002, the only significant award I have won in my life (not counting the few I won in inter-school sack race competitions). I have lost the plaque. Guess the domestic help chucked it, believing it to be kachrapatti.

Fiery joints

Eight people died in the Kurla restaurant fire. Just like that. Their only fault was to eat lunch in a dodgy pad. And guess what? These things will keep happening in a city like Mumbai. One, because real estate is super expensive, therefore proprietors will use every square centimeter available, and when none is left, they will create space by erecting false ceilings. And gas cylinders will be precariously parked wherever parking space can be eked out. This is a pretty common sight, rendering many food joints prone to fire attacks. Two, corruption in the municipal corporation. Licenses are often bought by these space-starved restaurants, and they get renewed with the same method. The BMC is currently indulging in song and dance about ‘unsafe’ eateries, and they will stop the nautanki moment the eight lost lives are forgotten.

So what’s the solution? Simple, really. Modify the law, and declare that when an inferno rages in any restaurant, and it’s a result of unsafe practices followed by the owner, the licensing officer will be tried for culpable homicide. And he/she will face punishment under that section. Jail time for a few will quickly sort out this recurring problem. Remember this: Our cities are packed with people that belong to the lower middle class, and with cash strapped students. They have no option but to dine at cheap restaurants, and so it becomes the duty of the BMC to do its job.

As an aside, here’s the list of the eight dead: Two Hindus. Three Christians. Three Muslims. The fire didn’t check who was eating vegetarian or non-vegetarian. Or who was eating fish or chicken or beef. It treated everyone equally. If the current dispensation learns a lesson from the fire, the eight lives won’t totally have been wasted. 

Of dogs and pups

Listening to (Ex) General VK Singh’s talks these days, one begins to wonder if the soldier would fire first and then examine the identity of his victim. The newly-minted mantri’s insensitive remarks have been bringing his party a great deal of grief, and the latest one is use of dogs as an analogy while discussing the murder of Dalit kids. As usual, everyone wants the PM to condemn the analogy. In this instance Shri Modi can be forgiven for his silence. Didn’t he use the analogy of puppies, a couple of years ago, while talking about the Gujarat riots? Same difference chhe.  

Courier trauma

I had to ‘FedEx’ a letter to Bangalore last week, and a routine event such as this turned out to be a stressful activity. On Tuesday, after ‘confirmed booking’, the pick-up dude did not turn up. Frantic calls to the FedEx call center yielded no answers, calls to call centers seldom do. Thankfully, the document wasn’t urgent, and so I decided to dispatch it on Friday. No sign of the pick-up man again, despite another ‘confirmed booking’. At this stage their slogan, ‘Relax, it’s FedEx’, started buzzing in my head, sending my BP go up several points. (‘Relax, have a Charminar’, would have been more relaxing.) I decided to take the law into my own hands, and after a little spade work, located the pick-up man who services my locality. Amar, the very sweet chap, flashed a lovely smile, checked his records, and triumphantly announced that no booking had been made by me. Ah, but the lady with the sexy voice ‘confirmed’ the booking, I protested. Amar shrugged. I am sure she was chatting on WhatsApp while dealing with me, I then suggested. Amar flashed his lovely smile again. Am sure he’d want to be relocated to their call center, any call center for that matter. They reward bullshit talk in these places, or so I have concluded.   

The one and only Viru

Viru Sehwag was truly unique, and deserves all the adulation he is getting in the media. Though it’s another matter that he should have retired a few years ago, the blaster’s batting had gotten severely jaded, he wasn’t going to be picked anyway. A lot has been written on Viru’s technique, or rather the lack of it. So let me just say this: When on a roll, the man was a compelling watch, you wouldn’t budge from your seat, not even to take a pee break. And if you suffered from a weak bladder, you were in serious trouble. Don’t think any other Indian batsman has had such a powerful hold on cricket fans. 

Senanigoons

Mass media and social media went after the Shiv Sena, all guns blazing. Folks on Twitter were sweating hard to come up with new metaphors. ‘Stained the nation black’ wouldn’t do, it’s much too trite, best left to television anchors. And of course, everything was quickly forgotten, as is the case with our ultra busy media. Forgotten faster than the time diligent sisters at Harkisandas Hospital took to unstain Shri Kulkarni, if not the nation.   

The question no one asks whenever the Sena boys go wild is this: Why do they indulge in such nefarious deeds? If people cared to ask, they’d figure there is a perfectly rational answer for it, and therefore such deeds will find periodic occurrence. The Sena needs to make its presence felt now and then, and Pakistani politicians and artistes become easy meat (not beef!). They have known for the longest time that street tamasha goes down rather nicely with their core voters, and therefore it’s an effective strategy. Their voters don’t get much impressed by pot-hole free roads or collected garbage, and definitely not by the prospect of a breezy Mumbai night life. They want the Sena men to flex muscles at real and imaginary enemies, this is their way of outsourcing glory. Thing is, if you don’t fear the Sena, their party is pooped. Bal Thackeray knew this pretty well, and so does his equally feisty nephew, Raj. Uddhav and son, both essentially chilled out guys, have tried their best to do cool stuff, but it hasn’t worked. And so the dadagiri must go on.

Once we get this, hyperventilating will stop in the media the next time the ink bottle is opened. So then what must restless tweeters do? Nothing. Sit back, tighten the seat belt, and enjoy the tamasha. And hope you are not on the stage when it happens.

Er, what about the cash?

Upset with the government’s ‘communal politics’, more and more laureates are busy returning their Sahitya Academi awards, as a mark of protest. The question is: Is this activity giving the prime minister sleepless nights? Is it making him turn secular? I doubt it. He’s got four more years in office, this is not the time to worry about awards being returned, or fret over polarization activities being conducted by his ‘fringe’ pals. Being a good Gujju, it’s time to collect air miles, do as much tourism as possible (with khakhra packets as carry-on baggage), and get some selfies shot with the likes of Zuckerberg (and keep an eye on the ‘likes’ meter). He will worry about mundane stuff from back home in the last six months in the grand office. And by the way, the Sahitya plaque comes along with a cash prize. Wonder if the peeved writers are returning the moolah, too.

Bar blues

Dance bar girls won’t be back in business anytime soon, the Maharashtra government wants to continue to keep the music turned off. This despite the SC shooting out an order in the girls’ favour. I am not sure how many of them were selling their bodies post the dance show, it is likely that some were. What we definitely know is that once the shutters came down on the bars for good, thousands of bar girls had to ‘graduate’ to prostitution, to support the lifestyle they had become accustomed to, and to feed multiple mouths back home. Although it must be said that during the sting operation I did for Mid Day in the year 2005, immediately after the bars were closed down, none of the bar balas agreed to sleep with me, ouch! Here’s a link to that sad story. 

Click here. 

Maahi’s lost (and found) mojo

It’s unfair to expect Maahi to continue to be his 2011 avatar, when the world was at his feet. Ups and downs happen to most of us in our careers, and for sportspeople, it’s even more likely to happen. As they say, time and tide must take a toll on all. In Kanpur, fans were screaming for his blood, in Indore, the captain hit back by winning the match almost solo. However, Maahi must accept that things aren’t going to be the same anymore, inconsistency has gradually crept into his performance. Indore has kept him inside the team for another year, but cool-headed that he is, Maahi must start planning his next career move, so that he departs on a high. Many of his predecessors had to be physically dragged out of the cricket field, hope our most successful cricket captain doesn’t have to face the same ignominy. 

Sociopath Indrani

While guilt is still to be proved, and the final verdict could take several years, I have to say Indrani’s character sketch, as has been drawn so far, indicates clear signs of a sociopathic condition. I state this with a degree of conviction because of the research I did for my recent book, An Invitation To Death. Because the book is based on the life of a psychopathic serial killer, I studied the key characteristics of psychopaths and sociopaths. Both, from scientific and social viewpoints.  

International research done over the years on sociopaths indicates clear behavioural patterns, and you’d notice Indrani scores positive on each one of these. Let’s study them.

Sociopaths find it tough to maintain relationships. Indrani’s multiple marriages and various other alleged alliances have been well documented. Sociopaths get involved in multiple relationships because they find it difficult to survive with a single partner, simply because they are incapable of feeling love. This will become clearer as we examine other characteristics.

Sociopaths are manipulative. Indrani scores an A+ on this one, her entire life seems to have been built on manipulating people to forward her own agendas. She manipulated her parents, assorted partners and children, and possibly work colleagues, into taking part in schemes that benefited only her. This would explain her second husband’s role in the murder conspiracy. She would have conned him into it.

Sociopaths are liars, they will hide their past. This needs no elaboration, you only have to ask Peter Mukerjea. Poor chap, he knew nothing about his wife of thirteen years. Not even that the girl who was fondly addressing him as ‘jiju’ for all these years was his step-daughter.

Sociopaths are charming. And charmers find it that much easier to manipulate. I didn’t personally know the lady, but I can say one thing with certainty: A small-time HR player from Guwahati can’t turn into a media honcho in Mumbai, in a matter of a few years, unless there’s some serious allure at work. Husband Peter, say other Page 3 types, was besotted with her years into the marriage. Solid charm.  

Sociopaths are low on emotion. If a mother can cold-bloodedly plan and execute the killing of her own biological daughter, clearly Indrani feels zero emotions in her heart. Indeed, it is this ‘quality’ of sociopaths that makes them great CEOs of organizations (they take purely rational decisions), but it could also lead to criminal activity. Because they feel no empathy, sociopaths don’t bother about the hurt they cause to others.

Sociopaths have no regard for law and social norms. Because sociopaths are enormously narcissistic, their only goal, in whatever they do, is self-fulfillment. With complete disregard for the rights of fellow human beings. This is why sociopaths are prone to crime, because they could get violent with ‘inconvenient’ people. Sheena Bora discovered this at a heavy price.

Sociopaths feel no guilt for their misdeeds. Because their brain is wired to be self-centered, and because they run low on emotional fuel, chances of spotting remorse in sociopaths is nil. Notice that days after hard interrogation, Indrani continues to plead not guilty. And she is likely to do that in the courts too. Not just because she is trying to save herself, but it’s very likely she is convinced she did no wrong.

Sociopaths are likely to have suffered childhood trauma. Skeletons tumbling out of Indrani’s dark closet indicate this. There are reports she used to get beaten up by her (step?) dad. Journalist Vir Sanghvi tells us she might have been molested as a child, or worse.

The question is: Why is it important to classify Indrani as a sociopath? This is because sociopaths and psychopaths often have brain structures that are different from those of normal people. One study indicates there is a thinning of the outer layer of the cortex, and this is the seat in the brain that controls emotions. With deformity in this area, sociopaths are not able to control their actions. It is important to study these factors clinically because they aid in two ways: One, they could help us detect sociopathic tendencies early, and could help control crime. Two, once we accept it’s a medical condition, judges would have to take this into account before sentencing a criminal.

In other words, apart from matching blood and DNA samples, forensics experts need to be trained in studying brain scans if sociopathic condition is suspected. A scan of Indrani’s brain, for example, is sure to reveal interesting findings.

Meanwhile if you are dating someone who is demonstrating the above-mentioned characteristics, rain check on the relationship would be a good idea.

(Image courtesy: Confessions of a Sociopath - A Life Spent Hiding In Plain Sight. By M. E. Thomas)

Playing chess with Rakesh Maria

I did an interview with Rakesh Maria (for GQ) in 2012. Must say I found him to be likeable, and that’s not a word I usually associate with Mumbai cops. I am sure he is right now enjoying the game of chess he is playing with Indrani. And he will checkmate her very soon. Here’s a question I had asked him and his response.

You are famous for your skills in ‘breaking’ your suspects without the use of the so-called third degree. How do you do it?

The type of terrorists and criminals we are dealing with today, they won’t break so easily. And this third degree stuff is meant only for films. You have to break them psychologically. To begin with, the investigation has to be thorough, so you know the complicity of the culprits. The culprits also assess you during an interrogation, to find out how much you know. And once they realize you know things, it becomes difficult for them keep telling lies. It’s like a game of chess. I am a firm believer that one needs to interrogate an accused on one’s own. You cannot depend on the interrogation reports or feedback from the juniors. I have personally interrogated every accused person in every case that I have handled. I love trying to understand the psychology of a criminal, to understand what makes the criminal do the act, and how he/she tries to hide his/her crime.